Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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