Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
