I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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