too bad you live with your parents still
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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