What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
