then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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