"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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