If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
