Where is the hickey?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
the raccoons are back...
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