do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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