Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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