I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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