Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
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