Quick, to the slutcave!
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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