my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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