I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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