porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
