How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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