oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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