a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Randomize
