Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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