But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I want to walk on stilts...naked
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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