The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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