Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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