Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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