No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Who died my cat blue again?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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