On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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