Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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