As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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