yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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