White coat. Heels.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
She even gives head with a lisp.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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