What a fucking waste of an outfit
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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