we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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