Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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