I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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