I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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