She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
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