actually, I'm a sock model
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
do herpes really smell.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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