Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
