Can Purell be used as lube?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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