Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
