I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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