This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
