Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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