we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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