It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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