yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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