I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
