ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
he was CRYING into my vagina
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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