When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
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